how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.