So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB