Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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