She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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