Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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