i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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