these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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