glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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