i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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