You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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