I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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