party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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