YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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