There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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