I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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