she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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