Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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