Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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