Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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