Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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