you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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