She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
