CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
