Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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