its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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