You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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