Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
