Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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