Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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