you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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