It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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