well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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