You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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