Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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