....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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