Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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