shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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