I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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