A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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