She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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