grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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