the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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