You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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