I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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