I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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