Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When are your genitals available?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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