We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I love you. Go after that dick
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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