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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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