Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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