I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
