i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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