she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i love accidental penises.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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