ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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